Huuuusband❤️
i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV
OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT
The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities
every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.
SORRY GIRLS
badstarfox asked:
Can we please have more Peach? ♡♡
the-long-dog answered:
Okay!
Here is Peach doing her very best rectangle.
I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?
ever had bubble tea?
im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock
it’s pretty much asking if the vampire likes pulp
There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.
This is totally Derek and Stiles and now I really want to write this fic.
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.
Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:
too smoll
OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
They are perfect and I love them
Aw, look at these little murder muffins.
I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’M GONNA DO THIS TOO
Omg yes!!
psssssst geek boys this is also a good and correct reaction if someone tells you they haven’t read X graphic novel or played Y videogame
Facts are, her competition shouldn’t have even been them. A conversation about models should concern real models. Tired of the celebrity fakes, it’s an insult to all the legit models out there. Especially the black ones that are already at a disadvantage
No worries they clearly aren’t her competition…
Adwoa Aboah was the runner up.